Random fun...

[Elvang]

Ran out of steam at the end...

Clinton gets a runner alien head from the corpse of a runner alien.

You say, 'Hello, I am a representative from PETA; People for the Ethical Treatment of Aliens.'

Clinton says, 'hi'

You ask, 'Are you aware the harvesting of alien heads has driven alien hives on 3 planets to extinction?'

Clinton says, 'no'

You say, 'Its a very serious problem.'

Clinton says, 'I'm only trained to kill them'

Clinton says, 'seeing as how they attacked us first'

You say, 'Ah, yes.'

You ask, 'However, they are quite a rare organism, don't you agree?'

You say, 'Surely such magnificent creatures should be protected and preserved.'

Clinton laughs.

Clinton says, 'there seems to be plenty of them around'

You ask, 'There are now, but what about a few years down the road?'

Clinton looks up into the sky, and ponders.

Clinton says, 'then we won't have to kill them off to protect ourselves'

You ask, 'Ah, but if we just left them and their habitats alone, wouldn't casualties drop?'

Clinton says, 'most likely not, and I don't think people would want to leave there homes for a bunch of creatures whos only purpose seems to be to kill'

You nod your head in agreement.

You say, 'Its true a lot of colonists have invested heavily in areas infested with Xenomorphs.'

Clinton says, 'they weren't here when they settled'

You nod your head in agreement.

You ask, 'But wasn't it the corporations, particularly Weyland-Yutani, that brought them to already inhabited planets?'

Clinton asks, 'ah, you mean with the nostromo?'

You nod your head in agreement.

You say, 'Surely had the corporations not sought the Xenomorphs for profit many lives would have been saved.'

Clinton says, 'this is true, but the nostromo was destroyed'

Clinton says, 'then again the crew of that ship were doing their jobs'

You nod your head in agreement.

Clinton says, 'following pollicy'

Clinton says, 'eh, policy'

You say, 'Neither party is fully absolved of blame.'

Clinton nods his head in agreement.

You say, 'As such, PETA is seeking a much more peaceful conclusion to this widespread violence and destruction.'

Clinton says, 'ah'

You say, 'Should you ever find yourself on a planet that has become hived, please consider if there are any peaceful alternatives available, such as extraction or stealth.'

You say, 'Every little bit helps.'

Clinton says, 'righto'

You nod your head in agreement.

Elvang hands Clinton an informational pamphlet.

You say, 'With that, I bid you adieu.'